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MC Flow went to a Hanukkah party and this is what happened…

VIDEO by Sharisse Coulter and Lee Coulter (Crazy Coulters)

LYRICS by MC Flow
MUSIC by Lee Coulter
Music Production Asst: Taylor Tay
Background vocals: Lauren DeRose and Taylor Tay

Special Guests:
Flow’s friend — Bushwalla
Santa — Rob Deez
Jesus — Tim Gumto
Grannies — Kelly Dorsey & Julie Unternahrer

Flow’s makeup by: Monica Higdon

LYRICS:

Happy holidays, friends! It’s that time of year
When Thanksgiving ends and we wait for reindeer
But I rap the truth so I gotta’ witness
Sometimes it’s hard to be a Jew at Christmas
Just the other night, I was feeling kinda’ low
Chillin’ at my house when my friend said “Yo

There’s a Hanukkah party that my boy is throwing
There’ll be latkes and vodka, all the Jews are goin’!”
So I grabbed my dreidel and headed out the door
Stopped for some Maneshewitz that we all could pour
When I got to the party, the place was bumpin’
Menorahs were burning, klezmer beats were thumpin’
And then I saw the spread, it was quite a sight
Hundreds of latkes under candlelight
Potato pancakes, so crispy delicious
My friend said “Go eat ‘em, you don’t want to miss this!”

Cuz there was pot in the latkes
There was pot in the latkes
I guess you could call them “potkes”
Cuz there was pot in the latkes!!!!

So I loaded my plate and I gobbled them up
Washed ‘em down with some wine from my holiday cup
But that one little secret, I just didn’t know
Until 30 minutes later when I started to glow
I felt funny and I couldn’t stop laughing
“How you like those latkes?” my friend kept asking
But I couldn’t really talk, I could only dance
I was stuck in a Hanukkah cannabis trance
Visions of Macabees danced in my head
When that one night of oil lasted eight nights instead
I was straight up trippin’ on the Hanukah miracle
I was so damn high I felt practically biblical
I forgot about Christmas, Santa, elves
My friend and I hugged, feeling proud of ourselves
We were super Jews, we Hanukkah junkies
Then my friend “Flow, I’ve got such bad munchies…”

Cuz there was weed in the latkes
There was weed in the latkes
A stampede for the latkes
Cuz there was weed in the latkes

The moral of the story is perfectly clear
It’s hella fun to be Jewish at this time of year!
Cuz we may not have Santa with elves by his side
But we’ve got lots of carbs and they come deep fried
And we’ve got eight nights while you guys get one
That’s eight times the rollicking frolicking fun
And we don’t have to clean up the Christmas tree messes
Or deck our kids out in plaid holiday dresses
I’m kidding, of course, cuz the moral is really
This time of year’s about those we love dearly
The season for singing and dancing with friends
For showing our gratitude, making amends
If you’re Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Christian
This season’s for family, so hug em and kiss em!
Remember BE PRESENT don’t just give presents
And don’t forget my favorite holiday tenet…

Put pot in your latkes
Put pot in your latkes
Kosher edibles are incredible
So put pot in your latkes

Put pot in your latkes
Put pot in your latkes
And smoke your marijuanukkah
Put pot in your latkes!

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